why do I feel like I’m living my life wrong and that I have few friends even though I do, but I just have to contact them first
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
I have to say, people who can dance well are lucky they have that affinity and talent
every time I see someone who knows how to dance I feel like I’m not enough of a person
why can’t I be coordinated and not shy
sex education at its finest
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
"Oh I always thought it came out in a fast stream of blood for 3 days like Quentin Tarantino style"
"can’t you just hold it?"
((THEY ARE SO CUTE THAT IT IS ILLEGAL.))
|me reading my own posts:||um no one cares asshole|
girl: come over
me: not tonight bae
girl: i have propane
Receipts, receipts, we got em, quite literally. Here are four receipts which have gone public via internet in the recent past:
- “Ching” and “Chong” — That’s what Chick-Fil-A labelled two UC Irvine students in December 2011. The image was posted on the internet, blogged on tumblr, and the offending employee named Lia got fired amid much defensive PR fluff from Chick-Fil-A.
- “Lady Chinky Eyes” — That’s how Papa John’s in New York City referred to Minhee Cho in January 2012. Cho tweeted the receipt, prompting Papa John’s to post on apology on its Facebook page and terminate the offending employee.
- “Chinx” — That’s how Hooters in Fresh Meadows, Queens, described Kisuk Cha and his girlfriend when they ordered wings and shrimp there in September 2012. Cha sued. The employee resigned and as far as I know the lawsuit is ongoing.
- “Ching Chong Lee” — That’s what CVS in New Jersey named Hyun Jin Lee in February 2013. Following Cha’s example, Lee has filed a lawsuit. CVS says the employee will be “counseled and trained”.
They keep giving us these receipts and we’ll keep filing lawsuits. Let’s do this.
Always keep fighting.
I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk