A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
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oh fuck the perfect dress I found, I can only wear to like, parties and stuff I just realized
poooooop
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them
how do you DRESS like the music you listen to???
as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume
If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy" so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly"?
Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, for each other. If girls dressed for boys they’d just walk around naked all the time.
Oppression is cooking being “women’s work,” while the overwhelming majority of top restaurant chefs are male.
Oppression is fashion being a “silly girl thing,” while the top earning designers and CEOs in fashion are male.
Oppression is reducing women to consumers profiting a male system, even in fields that we supposedly dominate.
- someone: draws me something
- someone: it's not much but
- me: no i love it no shh
- me: i love it
- me: i love you
- me: prints it out
- me: frames it in a gilt frame
- me: hangs it on the wall
- me: builds a shrine around it
- me: puts fresh flowers there every day
i understand that “”“”tumblr fads”“”“”” can b rlly annoying sometimes but if someone putting flowers on their head makes you upset you need to calm down
- tumblr on introverts: introverts are sensitive cats who like drinking coffee in cozy sweaters and need 10 hours to recuperate after social interaction, they are fragile flowers and everyone should treat them as royalty
- tumblr on extroverts: they are CRAZY PARTY ANIMALS who have NO RESPECT for introverts!!!!!! they're not COOL like INTROVERTS who like SHOVING ENTIRE BOOKS UP THEIR ASS
